Kitty needs a poem. Kitty needs several poems. Kitty would like all the poems in the world.
How much of this universe can you describe in 17 syllables? A lot, that's how much.
They say that money can't buy Happiness, but here we clearly demonstrate this to be untrue.
Our Office doesn't have Ricky Gervais or Steve Carell, but it can be just as funny!
For those who are about to rock... but right now are just standing around by the fridge.
More powerful than an ancient curse, this box of over 200 word magnets goes for the throat.
Make the fridge door the life of the party - a better hostess gift than a bottle of wine!
You might not get lucky with these, but you'll definitely get a laugh. Or a frightened stare.